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postat de emiliano in 2012-02-09 17:05
- Mă Ioane, eu tot văd la TV şi ascult la radio de bursă. Ce e aia bursă?
- Păi, mă Gheo, e cam greu de explicat dar, uite îţi dau un exemplu. Tu îţi cumperi o găină care îţi face nişte ouă. Din ouăle alea ies alte găini care şi alea fac ouă. Şi din ouăle alea ies alte găini care şi ele fac ouă. Şi tot aşe până la un moment dat tu ai câteva sute de capete de găini. No, şi-atunci numa că vine o apă mare şi învolburată şi îţi ia toate găinile şi le îneacă. Ş-apăi atunci tu imediat te gândeşti… f-utu-i mama măsii de afacere, raţe trebuia să cumpăr!




Bulă îi spune învăţătoarei:
- Doamna învăţătoare, îmi scrieţi şi mie o scrisoarea pentru Moş Crăciun ?
- Bulă, de ce nu o scrii tu?
- Dacă o scriu eu Moşul îmi va aduce un caiet de caligrafie…


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